(520): It just hit me. I have A LOT OF PORN! like 3000 pics on my phone alone.
(1-520): who is this?!
Submission by sonofthenet
It’s official- Flim!Mod will reblog any Texts from Ponyville that have Flim in it. :3c ))
Now, if we told you, you’d try to do it yourself! Sorry to say, we can’t have that, there’d be far too many ponies in the market! No one would make a profit, and everyone would go home with empty pockets to starving grannies and foals!
And I don’t think anyone wants to follow Flam’s tradition involving a fork, a lightsocket, and a bowl of Zap Apple Jam. *Wink*
So Flam and Flim, heard ya like Apple Jack *Snicker*
Like Applejack? Of course, but only in the sense that she’s good competition. Keeps us on our hooves, see. Got a good head on her shoulders. That’s all there is to it, I swear.
(951): Not sure what’s worse - drinking till I blackout or realizing I’m the kind of guy who can function hungover.
(909): I say they are both admirable qualities
Submission by anonymous
Flim!mod: I couldn’t resist reblogging this. Enjoy!))
To: Applejack
From: The Flim Flam Brothers…
O-oh shoo… I um…
Ha…
Wh- *splutter* IMPOSTERS! It’s lies! All lies! I certanly do NOT think of Applejack during my dreams at night because she is NOT a dedicated and hard-working filly with determination and nice eyes and a surprisingly attractive rough-and-tumble appearance! This is absolutely preposterous!
Now, now, let’s not be hasty- We’re the World Famous Flim Flam brothers. “World Famous.” We won’t be going anywhere any time soon, I don’t think.
Besides, even if we fail -and that’s a big if, there- My brother and I have many ideas in hoof. Isn’t that right, Flam?
Right you are Flim! In fact, the Flim Flam brother Pie Oven received astounding praise in Appleoosa and, as far as you know, is running at maximum efficiency!
(As far as you know indeed.)
You’ve caught us with red hooves. And here we thought we could avoid this confrontation.
My dear brother here is willing to work the farm and help you prepare your cider “the old fashioned way” as you say. We’re just so curious as to exactly how you manage to make your cider so great. Isn’t that right, ‘o brother of mine?
What!?
I-I mean, that’s right! That show you and your family gave at the cider competition was marvelous, inspiring even! It would be an, um…honor to work on your farm.
Mhm… Sure… Ah’m supposin’ that yer gonna be lookin’ fer boardin’ too? I suppose ah’ could letcha’ll stay in the spare rooms in the homestead.
Also, mornin’ starts right when the day breaks. So ah’ hope y’all are early risers!
Fantastic, Applejack! Flam will be there first thing in the morning!
Yes, yes, but if you’ll excuse me, I need to have a quick word with my business partner. Right, brother o’ mine?
Of course, dear brother! Until: Tomorrow!
Oh, come now, Applejack, no need to be so hostile. We mean no harm this time, I assure you. You can keep your farm.
What my brother was implying was: Surely you could use a little upgrade to your equipment? Such as that millstone, perhaps? It would take some weight off your dear brother’s shoulders. I mean, think of all the work he has to do by himself. I know if my brother had to do all the hard labor, I would feel absolutely awful about it.
Wouldn’t you agree, Applejack?
Ya know darn well that I help ‘mah brother buck those apples right outta the tree, all that labor ain’t jus’ all on him. Hadn’t ya’ll learned yer lesson after the FIRST time it was taught ta you?
…Or does this even have ta involve apples? Are ya jus’ botherin’ me fer some OTHER reason?
You’ve caught us with red hooves. And here we thought we could avoid this confrontation.
My dear brother here is willing to work the farm and help you prepare your cider “the old fashioned way” as you say. We’re just so curious as to exactly how you manage to make your cider so great. Isn’t that right, ‘o brother of mine?
What!?
I-I mean, that’s right! That show you and your family gave at the cider competition was marvelous, inspiring even! It would be an, um…honor to work on your farm.
